Yes I’m well aware what a tap in that headline is. Don’t bother, Cov people are beautiful xhttps://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-58979395 …
Oh sure, keep yr butter dish around for toast. But cold bread will only be ravaged and destroyed by butter now. Lurpack Spreadable through until February at least I’d say.
Some of you may have gone early on this, hey what do I know about your squalid practices? But I’d say it’s only now, these last few days that it’s really become a necessity. Ya heard me. This is not a drill. We are firmly into Lurpack Spreadable season.
When Jim Davidson checked in to the hotel I used to work at, he threw his car keys at my manager and barked orders for it to be parked. My manager tossed them back and shouted “please have some manners and park it your fucking self”. It was the happiest moment of my life.
And all this threading of needles makes me wonder . . . Does anyone darn their socks anymore or has the comparative cheapness of socks rendered this practice obsolete . My guess is - special socks still get darned. Normal ones get chucked.