Another heading that would go well with this picture is “local branch manager of Carpet Right sentenced to 18 months behind bars for bumming seals on Minehead Harbour.https://twitter.com/UKIP/status/1450133924924084231 …
Michael Gove dancing in a club looks like the end credits to a Disney Pixar film about a dog’s testicle that’s brought to life by a fairy godmother and then goes to London to follow his dreams.
If you just listened to Johnson's party conference speech you could be forgiven for thinking that he’s an utter cunt.
That vein in Raab’s head that looks like a heavy duty extension chord for a lawnmower obviously isn’t pumping blood to his brain. I suspect it’s connected to his lower intestine; continuously sending gallons of liquid shit into his own head. The guy needs to be sent to hospital.pic.twitter.com/HhwNNVPrHb