Fascinating, I like this very much indeed. Really excellent!!https://twitter.com/banjoalfred/status/1437319890046787590 …
Perhaps if I don't use bad words anymore really crazy people won't find me. Miss-spell words.
I defo did not drink and eat too much last night. Defo didn't think of you all night and first thing this morning either.
I didn't recognise many people at that party. People were intro-ing themselves as such and such and so and so's partner, no idea who? Then they'd say that I looked like someone else who I didnt know either, or that I look like my cousins but all my cousins look entirely different
I honestly never saw myself past 18, Happy 21st to mepeople gonna start calling me oldgirl now
Now then, is all this squalor downstairs caused by my children... or was it me during my drunken rampage.? I'm going to have to play this very cool whilst Poirot-ing and piecing together all the evidence before me.
I'm in that weird phase were I feel a bit sick and headachy but also up for some romance, not sure if I have angered him with my antics yesterday. Tread carefully today. At least I didn't have two takeaways and abandon them both like the other week. Party rings everywhere again..